TIL the reason this inconsistently shows up in notes for the same post is bc if you look at the notes from a reblog, replies from ppl blocked by the reblogger don’t show up but if you look at it from someone else like OP they do show up
huh, i wonder why this person has a problem with being blocked. im sure they have really normal ideas about bringing pets inside restaurants
one of today's unluckiest 10K
Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit
I started drawing AEIWAM Zanpaktou Spirits, have a Zabimaru:
The best part of having two heads is being able to sing all the backup voices yourself at Karaoke.
(the joke is that Zabi is based on a Gelada Baboon, an obligate herbivore. They have 3.5inch long canine teeth that are 100% used for putting holes in anything that annoys them.)
Reblogging in honor of Soo Zabimaru finally getting animated a d looking baller AF.
i like the genre of animal photos where you can tell they just dipped their face into a carcass and they dont even care (artistic interpretation)
as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.
every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.
until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.
imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet
WHAT
The guy who shot Ronald Reagan has been selling cat paintings on ebay
He has 100% positive feedback
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move
and then just left
